thedoctorsconsultingfirebender:
thedoctorsconsultingfirebender:
thedoctorsconsultingfirebender:
this is my new shoe we’re bbfs fo life
oh shoe, you so funny
#duckface
ugh her sister is sooo annoying
i luv you shoe xoxoxox
i’m sorry
what fake foot
I KNEW YOU WERE CHEATING ON ME.
I’M SO SORRY I DIDN’T KNOW
HOW COULD YOU? I FEEL SO BETRAYED
DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS?
…
yes…
(via heatherdusk)
“Ah, Perry the platypus!”
“What an unexpected -“
“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”
“You’re trapped!”
“By societal convention!”
“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”
“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”
This show is fucking brilliant.
you read that in his voice don’t deny it
(via heatherdusk)
i bought a rubber duck today that is actually jesus holding a lamb but it’s a rubber duck too look at it
ok goodnight
(via heatherdusk)
I was looking at my friend’s cat pictures and she has a cat that’s more attractive than some human girls…
I WASN’T KIDDING
(Source: lrvin, via heatherdusk)
trying to remember my old passwords more like
(Source: sophiealdred, via heatherdusk)